Adults Only Elf On The Shelf Ideas

The kids are getting older, the ideas are getting bolder.
We could pack the Elf away, but I think he needs to pay.
For all the stress he’s put me through.
Finding new things for him to do.
We’re about to do some very bad things together.
Before we say goodbye to Elfie forever.

Elf gets a Face Tattoo

Adults Elf On The Shelf

Elf Sells his brothers organs on the Black Market.

Elf has a rough night on the pingas.

Elf goes to the Dark Side.

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